reblog if your existence as flesh is a nightmare from which you can never wake
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Lmao to fucking Hilarious.
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i never learned how
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My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:
D: “My name is John Smith”
C: “What?”
D: “John Smith!”
C: “But that’s your fake name”
D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”
C: “Which is what you just said!”
D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”
And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that
hahahaha
I like it.
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basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
disarming
excuse me while I disarm my clothes
dickingaroundbutgenerallyupbeat:
wow! hooray! i’m home from college for the summer!
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someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker
i do this in my dreams its’ RIDICULOUS….
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